"I got so bored I baked a cake… Then I ate a cake."
I fuckin’ haxxord your moms ass last night
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
My dogs spend their days filing away very important doguments. I dunno about everyone else’s, though.
My dog just won empuppy of the month in her office
Oh, thanks for posting photos of a celebrities suicide on Facebook. I’m going to fucking vomit, I hate this world so much.
I am the beast I worship
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